yo mamas so fat i tried to drive around her and i ran out of gas!
yo momas so skinny when she walks into a strip club, they use her as the pole
yo momas so stupid she was staring at in orange box cuz it said concentrait
yo momas so fat she eats wheat thicks!
yo momas so fat she turns quorteroise into kakies
yo momas so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
yo momas so fat when i ran around her i got lost
yo momas so stupid when she saw a bus drive by she yalled STOP THAT TWINKY!!!
yo momas so stinky her poop is glad to get out
yo momas so she plays pool with the planets
yo momas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out
yo momas so fat when she stepped on a ps2 she made game-boys
yo momas so fat when she stepped on a dollar she made change
yo momas so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed
yo momas so old when i slapped her on the back her boobs fell off
yo momas so fat when i climbed up her my ears popped
ok thats all i got reply me to tell me what u think or if u have n e more yo mama jokes tell me
